No More Ice hockey

Me and my friends was gonna play hockey yesterday, but when I went on the ice I broke right through. Luckily my whale blubber protected me from freezing in the arctic waters.

Snowball Fight

Tomorrow I am going to start a snowball fight with Bobby Batali. I made a special snowball just for him. It has a rock hidden in it. Hehe. When that snowball hits Bobby's ugly face it will probably hurt real bad, that will make him real mad, so I'm going to throw the snowball right at his head and then run.

The Fair Came To Town!!!!

Today the fair came to town! They had rides and food and elephant ears! This guy drew a picture of me, too! Look at it!!!!!!


Looks just like me ---->

My Best Friends

My best friends are Chester and Petey. I like to hang out and have fun with them. They're both a little chubby, like me, and they both like NASCAR, like me. I started a band with Chester. I play guitar and Chester plays drums. Maybe one day we can write a song about how fat and ugly Bobby Batali is. Hehe.

Txt Messages

Today I learned how to text message! I can get short, pointless messages from all my friends, and send them back even shorter, more pointless messages. My new phone also records video, so I can finally capture footage of Bobby Batali skinny-dipping in the lake in the middle of the night!

Been Caught Stealing

Once I stole all of Camp Counselor Stevenson's workout videos and hid them underneath a rock. Then I decided to throw them in the river, because Counselor Stevenson is a manly woman. Just as I got the videos out from under the rock who should come around the corner but big, ugly, mean Counselor Stevenson. She started yelling at me and said that she was going to get me in trouble, but I just told her : "Jason Fomfields did it!" and she went and got him in trouble for nothing. Hehe. I love to do bad things and then blame Jason Fomfields.

Ewww! Gross! Shut up!

Today at school Willy came running up to me and told me the Bobby Batali wants to see me in a thong! Ewww! Gross!!!!!! Bobby Batali is one messed up kid!